let's set the scenario: you've been together for a while and regardless of how long it's been, you're comfortable with each other. you've gotten into a routine, not necessarily a rut. you're happy, they're happy, but you're past the honeymoon period.
so surely you two joke with each other from time to time.
what has been the best, worst, or most apropos joke your SO has made about you?
for example, last night my boyfriend said this, TOTALLY JOKING: "you better not mix me another one of these drinks. one more of these and i'm gonna find you attractive."