I'm feeling obnoxious and I want to spam my fb friends' newsfeeds with status updates about the heat. So far I've posted "brb melting" and "brb MOVING TO ANTARTCICA ANTARCTICA." What else should I post, following the same ... format? The less srs the better!
DK/DC/I'm glad we're not FB friends (or if we are, we won't be after this): How productive has your day been?