Young man with a 'READ THE BIBLE' t-shirt, standing next to a broken-down 'Biblemobile6' minivan. He's carrying a bible with dozens of post-its
60something man in a 'Show me your tits' t-shirt, standing next to a broken-down 'PUSSY WAGON' muscle car
Burly goth chick wearing work gloves, toting a duffel bag that's big enough to stuff a body into. It looks full
Woman with 2 kids. The kids seem to be screaming and crying and she's doing little to control them
500lb man. He's short, and his weight makes him very broad. He will not fit in the passenger seat and wil require a lot of seat adjustment to fit him in the back
Blind man with a seeing-eye dog. The dog is really shaggy and you can tell at a quick glance it's shedding badly
Someone in a convincing Darth Vader costume. His sign says 'Going to Star Wars convention"
Hot girl wearing a thong bikini. It's a hot day outside and there's a good chance you'll have sweaty ass/crotch all over your passenger seat. You don't have a towel or blanket
Hot European guy in a thong. Again, hot day and sweaty man ass
Middle aged man. Seems pleasant. Dressed in a suit and tie. Hitching with his right hand. His left hand is a hook
A furry. Dressed like a big dog
Two guys carrying camera equipment. Their shirts say GIRLS GONE WILD
Woman, 40ish. Pleasant looking. Has about 5 suitcases and 2 big trunks
Young lady dressed in renfaire garb, with a falcon on her wrist. Sign says FALCONEER NEEDS RIDE TO FAIRE'. You'd be bringing a hunting bird into your car
Migrant worker with red stains all over his shirt. He has a sign that says "house painter needs to go to Home Depot for more paint'