Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Which of these would you rather wear every time you left the house for the next month? Neither one will be easy to hide

Knee-high zip-up boots with ridiculous stripper heels. The boots are red
52(46.8%)
A 6" golden tiara with fake diamonds
59(53.2%)

Which tattoo/s would you rather get?

Your own driver's license photo, enlarged so it's actual size, tattooed to your back
73(68.2%)
Your entire LJ friend's list (or FB, if it's larger), individually tattooed over your arms and legs. Each person's icon or default picture will be 2"x2"
34(31.8%)

Which would you rather have happen?

You making out with a homeless person for 2 minutes. They're not allowed to brush their teeth first
69(70.4%)
A homeless person giving you oral sex. They're not allowed to brush their teeth first
29(29.6%)

Which would you rather have happen?

You gain 100lbs
18(16.4%)
You become colorblind
92(83.6%)

Which would you rather have people think of you?

You're a bit slow/on the stupid side
46(42.6%)
You used to be of the opposite gender until that sex change
62(57.4%)

You're driving a long distance by yourself. Which of these hitchhikers would you sooner pick up?

Young man with a 'READ THE BIBLE' t-shirt, standing next to a broken-down 'Biblemobile6' minivan. He's carrying a bible with dozens of post-its
7(6.2%)
60something man in a 'Show me your tits' t-shirt, standing next to a broken-down 'PUSSY WAGON' muscle car
3(2.7%)
Burly goth chick wearing work gloves, toting a duffel bag that's big enough to stuff a body into. It looks full
4(3.5%)
Woman with 2 kids. The kids seem to be screaming and crying and she's doing little to control them
6(5.3%)
500lb man. He's short, and his weight makes him very broad. He will not fit in the passenger seat and wil require a lot of seat adjustment to fit him in the back
0(0.0%)
Blind man with a seeing-eye dog. The dog is really shaggy and you can tell at a quick glance it's shedding badly
29(25.7%)
Someone in a convincing Darth Vader costume. His sign says 'Going to Star Wars convention"
25(22.1%)
Hot girl wearing a thong bikini. It's a hot day outside and there's a good chance you'll have sweaty ass/crotch all over your passenger seat. You don't have a towel or blanket
4(3.5%)
Hot European guy in a thong. Again, hot day and sweaty man ass
7(6.2%)
Middle aged man. Seems pleasant. Dressed in a suit and tie. Hitching with his right hand. His left hand is a hook
3(2.7%)
A furry. Dressed like a big dog
3(2.7%)
Two guys carrying camera equipment. Their shirts say GIRLS GONE WILD
1(0.9%)
Woman, 40ish. Pleasant looking. Has about 5 suitcases and 2 big trunks
6(5.3%)
Young lady dressed in renfaire garb, with a falcon on her wrist. Sign says FALCONEER NEEDS RIDE TO FAIRE'. You'd be bringing a hunting bird into your car
12(10.6%)
Migrant worker with red stains all over his shirt. He has a sign that says "house painter needs to go to Home Depot for more paint'
3(2.7%)
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