Have you ever felt the urge to be intoxicated when doing something really not appropriate for intoxication? Like I have some editing work to do for a client today, so I just sat down to get in the "work zone" and thought, "Hey, I'd like a beer." No, that is not appropriate. You cannot has. I do think that the DMV would be more tolerable if they offered free wine at the little coffee stand. What are some places you wish offered free booze? The more irritating, the better.