What are common things that people get congratulated for that don't seem like much of an accomplishment to you? For me it's graduating high school, graduating college, and getting pregnant. Obviously there are certain cases where it would be an accomplishment for some people, but generally speaking these things don't appear to be that difficult, imo.
Are you at work? Is it busy? No one's been in the office for more than 10 minutes since 9am. It's almost 2pm now. Wah.
DK/DC/Don't have work today: How old were you when you moved out of your parents place permanently? 21!