(Brought to you by my learning this morning that if I put change and/or my office keycard in the back pocket of the pants I'm wearing today, it WILL fall into the toilet when I pull my pants down to pee.)
Alternatively, when putting on a pair of jeans/trousers/other pants with a fly, do you do the button or the zipper first?
Which leg do you put your pants in first? Does it feel ~weird if you put the opposite leg in first? (Is "in" even the right preposition for that?? idek)