To cut a very long story short, my very overweight, lonely and bitter godmother had a thing with a Kenyan guy half her age, which not suprisingly ended in tears. Because my mum didn't approve of the relationship, she didn't talk about it with her, which eventually lead to my godmother refusing to talk to my mum anymore. She now directs all her filthy texts to me. The latest one is about how she's been asked out by a 26 year old who likes plus size women. What should I reply to this with? It's pretty inappropriate but I kind of feel I should make a joke to make her realise she's being silly.