Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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On May 21, the Christians are saying that they're expecting the Raptors to come for those who are 'saved'. Do they mean Velociraptor?
1. How do the return of small, ferocious dinosaurs fit in with God's plan?
2. If they're coming for the 'saved', then is God punishing his followers by making them dino snacks?
3. Who do you think is the raptor caretaker in heaven? St. Peter? If so, how large of a bag do you think he uses to pick up their poop when he walks them?
4. Does access to dinosaurs make you more inclined or less inclined to embrace organized religion?
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