2. When I was living in Asia, I hung out with a Scottish couple. They had a file on their computer of a very angry Scottish mother calling up a woman and going totally off the handle on her answering machine, saying things like, "If ye tek twenty quid from me son, I'll tek twenty quid from ye face!" In the middle, she stops and says, "Oh dear. I'm afred I've got the wrong number."
I can't find the file, and I've lost touch with the couple. Does this sound familiar to anyone? If so, can you send it to me? I'd love to hear it again.