When I was younger I remember my Dad singing me a song about a man who built a giant sausage-making machine and turned all the neighborhood pets into sausages. One night he crawls in to the machine to fix it, but his wife is sleepwalking and turns it on. I can only remember the line "and all the neighborhood cats and dogs will never be seen again". I'm I delusional, or does anyone else remember this song? Or know the lyrics?