I dated a guy one summer who I told up-front that I did NOT want a seriously relationship at that point in time, especially a serious long-distance relationship (I was in my hometown for the summer and went to school 900mi away), but he thought he could ~buy my love. :T He won an eBay auction my favorite band was holding for front-row seats and tickets to a pre-show meet and greet. It was like $600 and I was like D: WHY DID YOU DOOOOO THAT?? and he was all "BUT DON'T YOU LIKE THEM?!? IDGI" So it was an awkward gift. Aaaaaand that's why I hate big gifts of any kind from anyone, lol.
If you go to Wikipedia and start typing something in the search box, does it automatically suggest "munchkin"? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME, WIKIPEDIA?? Is this just me?