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Poll #1716125 another random poll

It's 10:00 pm. A hungry unicorn shows up at your door and asks you to order pizza for him. You only have $20.00 and don't get new funds until next week. What would YOU do?

Get pizza for the unicorn.
43(52.4%)
Say no to the unicorn. Times are tough, man.
21(25.6%)
I would never answer my door at 10:00pm!
18(22.0%)

You're on the bus, sitting in the back, far from the courtesy seats. A cranky old woman comes up to you and demands that you give her your seat. What would YOU do?

Get up and give her the seat.
55(67.9%)
Tell her no. You're not in a courtesy seat, after all.
14(17.3%)
Ignore the old woman.
12(14.8%)

You are lost in the woods. A big bad wolf approaches you and slyly asks if you need any help. What would YOU do?

Accept. Who knows, he might be a nice wolf?
10(12.3%)
Run away.
32(39.5%)
Say no and kick the wolf in the nuts.
39(48.1%)

Which of these foods or drinks would you try and/or have you tried?

cat poo coffee
0(0.0%)
chocolate-covered ants
16(7.0%)
haggis
12(5.3%)
a hamburger that weighs more than five pounds
17(7.5%)
maggot cheese
0(0.0%)
snake
17(7.5%)
Spam
37(16.2%)
your own pee
4(1.8%)
Deathday cake
8(3.5%)
BRAINS. RAWR.
15(6.6%)
BOXES
8(3.5%)
O RLY?
24(10.5%)
yes
26(11.4%)
cheezburger
42(18.4%)
Drano
2(0.9%)
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  • Spoooooky Season!

    Do you have Halloween plans this year? Whatcha doin'?

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