Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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What will you give up for Lent?

Swearing
1(0.9%)
Using the middle finger
1(0.9%)
Masturbating
0(0.0%)
Eating sweets
5(4.7%)
Attacking the elderly
3(2.8%)
Tailgating
2(1.9%)
Cutting myself
0(0.0%)
Flushing the toilet
1(0.9%)
Sobriety
9(8.4%)
Bathing
0(0.0%)
TQC
3(2.8%)
Modesty
2(1.9%)
fourcorners' polls
1(0.9%)
Doing homework
4(3.7%)
I'm not Catholic
75(70.1%)

You're walking along the street late at night. There's no one around. Suddenly, you hear shuffling behind you. You turn back and you see a shambling figure in unkempt clothes lurching behind you, about 20' away. The only words to escape its mouth are 'BRAINS!!'. How do you react?

Start running
45(41.7%)
'Why, THANK YOU! It's always so nice to be appreciated for my intelligence. Why don't you get a little closer and we'll talk about SAT scores'
5(4.6%)
Walk over and drag it to my car. I can probably sell an honest-to-goodness zombie for a good price in the Pennysaver
1(0.9%)
Ignore him. Damn crazy homeless people
19(17.6%)
Beat it to death using whatever bludgeoned objects are near me
3(2.8%)
Stop and make a Twitter update 'OMG there's a zombie following me'
14(13.0%)
Immediately get into an argument about how eating meat is not a healthy food choice, and how he should switch to grains instead
2(1.9%)
Mind my own business. Surely this person is talking to someone else, maybe even using his cell phone. It's rude to eavesdrop
10(9.3%)
Other
9(8.3%)
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