He wants to hang out with me after he gets off work tonight, but that probably won't be until 11 or midnight. I am fine with this. I live with my parents. They probably won't be.
What kind of bold-faced lies can I tell my parents about who I'll be with and where I'm going tonight?
(non-srs answers, plz. In actuality, he'll probably be too tired to hang out after work which bums me out so I need a laugh)