Would you rather...
Pee your pants in public. People may or may not notice but you have to get home to change your clothes and you're obviously wet and smell like pee.
Crap your pants at home. You can change your pants quickly and quietly, but you're not home alone and you have to deal with cleaning up shitty pants and underwear and maybe even the floor/furniture depending on if you dropped a log or had a total explosion.
dk/dc: Why is my cat acting like such a brat? She's an angel when it's just me and her alone all day but as soon as my husband gets home, she's a maniac. We're having a big issue with her jumping on shit. We just got a brand new flat screen tv for Christmas and she's obsessed with it and jumps up on the stand or jumps OVER THE FUCKING TELEVISION from the floor and fucks with the cords behind the tv. Or she'll jump on the kitchen table and counters but she's getting better about that. Last night she tried to climb the book case and at night she's been either climbing on my desk trying to swat the clock off of the wall or jumping on the dresser and trying to climb the mirror. She never actually gets up there but she hangs from it for a few seconds before knocking every goddamn thing off the dresser and waking us up. She's a Himalayan and I had Persians before and they hate to jump and climb (according to most books and my experience) but I did some deeper reading about himmies and found out that the Siamese in them is what makes them so crazy.
She doesn't do any of this when it's just me but as soon as he gets home, she's insane.