They look choppy and awful from the side.
And from the front it looks like I'm unsuccessfully trying to hide my massive fivehead.
To give you an idea of length/thickness.
Is there any hope? Anyway to train them? Should I just pin them on top of my head at all times? Should I try to make them thicker/from further over? Should I turn them into fringe bangs? Going to a professional is out of the question.