Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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You are what you eat

In the cardinal rule 'you are what you eat', I have to say that I do eat animals, but the animals I eat are vegetarians, thus making me a vegatian

People who claim they're vegetarians eat mostly plans, but plants eat fertilizer, thus making these people feast on things that subsist on shit

Based on this flawless argument, who's healthier? The girl eating a raw carrot, or the guy eating a big bucket of bacon?

Please detail how you'll change your dietary regimen after reading this post
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