-It's at 11:25 am. I have a class at 9:30 am that I am going to.
-My stomach hurts terribly and my throat is sore and I can't breathe.
-It's fucking cold outside and I don't feel like changing into anything less warm than what I'm wearing to my regular class.
-The teacher/coach doesn't take attendance so it doesn't affect me grade-wise whether I show up or not.