Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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You're doing this speed dating thing. There's 15 singles that you'll be chatting with for 5 minutes apiece. Here's a snippet of what you learn from each person. Which of these would you agree to go out with in the end?

"No, it's just a cold sore. I get them sometimes. Definitely not the herp-durp-durp. I wouldn't be here if I was socially unclean"
1(0.7%)
"I've attained a doctorate in psychology, and working on a second doctorate in anthropology, and have written numerous contributions to various publications. Now, what is it you do?"
55(39.0%)
"Wow, your boobs are just...wow. Oh, my name's Josh and I'm a business major and...damn, your tits are golden. I can't stop staring at them"
10(7.1%)
"....and then Missy had kittens, and I gave most away, but I still ended up with 3 more. That's how I got to have 11 cats. All indoor"
5(3.5%)
"Yeah, I'm sort of between jobs right now, but I'm really crossing my fingers that I get that callback at Hot Topic"
5(3.5%)
"Well, my last relationship ended when my partner committed suicide. That devasted me, especially because my previous relationship ended the same way"
0(0.0%)
"Their names are Linus and Lucy. I love my babies, though they are 11 now, but they're always be babies in my eyes. Sole custody, baby"
2(1.4%)
"Strict vegan. I'm really not that uptight about my health choices, but I must warn you that lips that touch meat cannot touch mine"
14(9.9%)
"So, it was now like the 8th day in a row, when my roommate said "Dude, you gotta stop playing Halo. Go out there and date, for fuck's sake". And that's how I ended up here"
15(10.6%)
"I've been in rehab now, for, um...3 months now? Each day is a blessing, for sometimes it's difficult to stay true..."
2(1.4%)
"You look just like Chris. Damn...you're really not Chris, are you? Uncanny resemblence. Not to put too fine a point on it, but Chris was the best lay I ever had. You're not them though, are you? Sigh"
0(0.0%)
"I have only 2 hobbies really. Coin collecting, and getting tattoos. Check out this sleeve. All Disney!"
4(2.8%)
"I'm pretty open about myself, and you should know that I did time several years ago. I was caught assaulting several street corner Santas and taking their money. Bought a lot of beer with it"
5(3.5%)
Seems like a cool person, but you notice a gold chain around their neck with a gold plaque that reads PLAYER
5(3.5%)
"Oh, don't be alarmed. I don't have a lazy eye. It's a glass one. It pops right out. See?"
18(12.8%)
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