Do you have: Cellulite? Stretch marks? Grey hair? A mustache? Pimples/acne? Anything else about your body that magazines tell you you should despise?
I, unfortunately, have items 1-3 (thank-you-very-much crap genetics!). Granted it's only a stray grey hair every few months and the stretch marks are now only silvery lines (around my boobs: stupid sudden growth spurt!) but I still hate them with a fiery passion!
EDIT: Now doesn't everyone feel so much better about themselves? We've all got something we hate about our bodies!