Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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In this scenario, you live in an apartment and you NEED to get a roommate quickly. You put out an ad and only 15 people show up. Which of these people would you accept as roommate? The gender is referred in front (F/M)

M "I love the place. I've already picked out where to put the sandboxes. I come with 6 cats, you see"
9(5.1%)
F "If I stay here, you promise you can't tell anyone you know anything about me, even if they knock on the door. You. Know. Nothing. Even if it's the police"
1(0.6%)
M "I'm the drummer in a band. I'll give you free tickets whenever we play. We're going to have to move this living room chair because I need to watch tv while I drum, and the drum kit HAS to go here"
0(0.0%)
F "Pleased to meetcha. My name is Tish, but everyone calls me 'Tweaker". Oh, don't worry, I don't do meth anymore. I stopped a couple weeks back"
0(0.0%)
M "I must warn you. I sort of don't like to wear clothes when I'm home" (he's average looking)
17(9.7%)
F "I'm a phone sex operator"
94(53.7%)
M - he's a nice guy. He is, you figure, near 500lbs
9(5.1%)
F "That is a nice shower. I probably won't be using it much. I'm trying to do what I can to conserve, so I can easily go weeks without showering"
2(1.1%)
M "My old lady will be here a lot. We're, um, swingers. Do you ever had sex with a couple before? Curious about it? We can make it happen" (he's about late 40s)
0(0.0%)
F - seems mellow enough, but you notice a lot of scars around her wrists. They look self inflicted
27(15.4%)
M "Warning. I snore really loudly. My last roommate hated me"
9(5.1%)
F - "That's a nice tv. How much would you say it's worth? How heavy would you say it is?"
0(0.0%)
M "I have 2 sons. They're twins. They're two years old"
3(1.7%)
F - civil enough, but she was wearing white gloves, and checked everywhere for dust
4(2.3%)
M "I have to ask, but are you ok with Scientology? Last thing I'd want is for me and my friends upsetting you, as they might show up at all hours of the day"
0(0.0%)
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