. (ladylamented) wrote in thequestionclub,

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This is a purely hypothetical question.

You open the door to your backyard and you see a rather large (so large you think it's a goose at first) duck stuck in your fence. It is stuck by its bill and only its bill about six feet up the fence. It struggles to get unstuck for a few seconds until it stops moving and is presumably dead from lack of oxygen.

Your only thought is, "OMFG".

First, what would you have done in this situation? That is, if your feet were not frozen in wtf-fashion.

Second, how could a duck fly into a fence so fast that it would get stuck? Why would it be flying so low in the first place?

Third, how would one hypothetically get rid of the hypothetical dead duck that is still stuck in the fence?
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