I have to present and act out a nursery rhyme for my theater class on Tuesday. I have to act out all parts of the scene (eg, for Mary Had a Little Lamb, I'd have to be Mary, the lamb, the schoolhouse, and the classmates). I'm leaning towards The Farmer in the Dell and Hey Diddle Diddle. I'm going to let YOU decide. The most suggested rhyme will be the one I perform. Without furthur ado, any ideas on how I can make a complete fool out of myself and be scarred for life what nursery rhyme I can perform with dignity and pride?