If gay people are allowed to marry it will lead to ______?
More people being happy
More natural disasters throughout the world, culminating with the end of the world
A world with less discrimination
Dogs and cats marrying, and people marrying their dogs and cats in open polygamist unions
A step forward as a species as we move away from archaic religious beliefs
The next phase of the homosexual agenda will then trigger, with all teachers then being replaced with openly gay instructors
More people with health insurance, as you're allowed to put your spouse under your health care plan
The complete dismantling of marriage as an institution
Regarding the first question. In your life, you know more people who would pick ____?
The odd number options
The even number options
Why do you suppose that many male fundamentalist christian types are totally against homosexuality?
They truly believe those few, vague mentions of homosexuality in the Bible ring more true than the multiple passages regarding murder, infidelity and false god worship
They're probably hiding a secret themselves. One that they can't allow to 'walk out of that closet' so to speak
Elton John and Freddie Mercury admitted they were were gay and it truly upset the fundamentalists, for they could no longer tell who was truly straight
Thanks to the gays, moustaches are now only for homosexual men and highway patrol officers
It makes the fundas uncomfortable thinking about people sticking their penises into something that isn't a vagina. They think about this a LOT, probably more than everybody else does
It reminds them of that one night when Uncle Henry had too much to drink and kept showing them his hernia operation scar
The gays also cornered the color pink. It's now acceptable primarily as a color for girls....and the homosexual agenda!
They saw firsthand what homosexuality was as an altar boy
Because straight marriage is that fucking cool. The fundas hate any social demographic that threatens to compromise straight marriage
The fundas are secretly afraid of women. With more men being gay, it may lead to more available women out there dressing sluttier trying to land a man, and the female anataomy confuses the hell out of them