I'm dressing up as a ringmaster for Halloween, and she goes, "Oh! Want a whip?!", goes into her room, and comes out carrying the hugest whip I have ever seen. The part that doesn't bend is literally the size of a fishing pole and the... whippy part is even longer. It's impossible to carry. It's ENORMOUS. What the heck is the purpose of it? You can't even really get the whip to crack because it's so long.
What are some wtf things your parents have done/said? Have you ever had a parent offer you a sex prop? I was kind of like, "D:" until I saw it. Then I was like, "O:!!!?!?"
It's currently leaning against one of our dining room walls. I've circled it in green, so it's easier to see.