OK, I'm not really going to pull THAT old question out. Mine is one I thought of years ago to counter the previously mentioned query. I've had to tweak it and add sub-questions as time goes by, answer as many as you'd like.
If you could (to steal from The Newlywed Game) make whoopee with any cartoon character, who would it be? How about marry?
Sometimes I noted a pattern if I asked the question of a whole bunch of people at once, eg. one would say "Princess Jasmine" and then someone else would say "Cinderella" and so on... so I also broke the above questions into Disney and non-Disney. Animals that have been anthromorphized (like Donald Duck or Yogi Bear, but not like Garfield, as he's more cat than human) are OK, it doesn't make you a sicko or anything. I promise.
Disney/marry: Prince Charming, from Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, whatever. Any of them - what girl DOESN'T want to marry Prince Charming?? Non-Disney/marry: Shaggy, from Scooby Doo. I can see myself sitting on a porch, 90 years old, smoking a bowl, surrounded by talking Great Danes. Whether its magic dogs or a really good crop, it would still be awesome.