6 months ago I shelled out and bought a rather expensive Queen size bed frame. Tonight I discovered a huge crack in the wood on one side of the bed. Considering I had never slept on that side of the bed until recently (5 days ago I moved and had to switch sleeping sides) and I'm single and there hasn't been any, em, activity that might have broken it, the wood must have been pretty weak to just split.
Am I within my right to contact the store about a replacement/repair? What would you do in my situation?
And on another more pleasant and random note: what was your childhood nickname, and why?