Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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FASTER, KITTYCAT, KILL KILL KILL

Let's say that starting tomorrow, every time you had an orgasm, a kitten would die. With every orgasm, one less meow is heard from, so multiple orgasms = multiple dead cats. How many felines would you personally be responsible for assassinating within the next year?

Just a handful
5(6.8%)
10-25
1(1.4%)
25-50
5(6.8%)
50-100
7(9.5%)
A few hundred
30(40.5%)
Over 500
8(10.8%)
Let's just say that there's going to be a serious rat overpopulation problem in my state
9(12.2%)
Not one. All kitties live
8(10.8%)
Other
1(1.4%)

Let's say you had prior knowledge of what your genitals would do to the cat population. How would this affect your sex/masturbation life?

I wouldn't get off at all
13(17.6%)
I would get off a lot less
20(27.0%)
My sex/masturbation life wouldn't change that much. Sorry kitties but I need this
36(48.6%)
I'd get off a lot more. I really don't like cats
3(4.1%)
Other
2(2.7%)

Let's say it wasn't cats that died but terrorists. Whenever you got off, a terrorist somewhere in the world would explode violently into confetti. How would this affect your sex/masturbation life?

I wouldn't get off at all. I want no one to die from my horniness
4(5.6%)
I would get off a lot less. I couldn't with the thought of killing anyone with my orgasms
5(6.9%)
My sex/masturbation life wouldn't change that much. Sorry terrorists but I need this
26(36.1%)
I'd get off a lot more. EFF YOU, TERRORISTS!
33(45.8%)
Other
4(5.6%)
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