Let's say that starting tomorrow, every time you had an orgasm, a kitten would die. With every orgasm, one less meow is heard from, so multiple orgasms = multiple dead cats. How many felines would you personally be responsible for assassinating within the next year?
Let's say you had prior knowledge of what your genitals would do to the cat population. How would this affect your sex/masturbation life?
Let's say it wasn't cats that died but terrorists. Whenever you got off, a terrorist somewhere in the world would explode violently into confetti. How would this affect your sex/masturbation life?