Susan (suzermagoozer) wrote in thequestionclub,
Susan
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six years on 10.10.10

which do you prefer? just simmer down and pick one.

peanut butter M&Ms
36(30.0%)
reese's pieces
49(40.8%)
no way man, i can't do peanut butter
6(5.0%)
both are gross
4(3.3%)
OMG THIS IS LIKE SOPHIE'S CHOICE...i can't be expected to choose between such delicasies
10(8.3%)
sugar is poison.
2(1.7%)
the Man is trying to control us through candies.
0(0.0%)
lol, you said "nut"
3(2.5%)
i only like nutty things with real nuts.
2(1.7%)
oh suzer, idk, but happy anniversary this weekend. chuck is a lucky bastard.
8(6.7%)

if you were driving to work in the morning and the driver of the car in front of you tossed a cigarette butt out the window...which of these thoughts is the most likely to run through your head?

fuck man, that's littering!
56(48.3%)
sweet! there is still like TWO drags on that thing left!
3(2.6%)
i pity the fool.
6(5.2%)
i am going to be late for work because i have to beat that driver senseless for that act of treason.
4(3.4%)
i wonder what Keith Richards is doing RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
5(4.3%)
that poor bastard should get the patch.
5(4.3%)
i sure could use a drink.
12(10.3%)
mmmmmmm, donuts.
5(4.3%)
shit, i forgot to throw good money away on a pack of death sticks yesterday.
3(2.6%)
mmmmm, nicotine and poison!
9(7.8%)
wow, steve inskeep is super funny.
0(0.0%)
oh suzer, idk, but i listen to NPR in the morning, too!
8(6.9%)

hot dog? only one per customer, plz. look, it's free, so say thanks and stfu.

ketchup
61(17.3%)
mustard
52(14.8%)
fancy variety of mustard
21(6.0%)
sweet relish
26(7.4%)
some sort of cheese substance
27(7.7%)
raw onions
36(10.2%)
sauteed onions
21(6.0%)
chili
16(4.5%)
sauteed peppers
12(3.4%)
jalepenos
16(4.5%)
whatever crap they pile on a chicago dog
5(1.4%)
i will only eat this weiner if it's vegetarian
22(6.2%)
look, thx but imma pass on this offer, generous as it is.
11(3.1%)
i only eat plain weiners.
6(1.7%)
oh suzer, lol you said "weiner."
20(5.7%)
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