My mom came home and would not go in the garage, and then she starts slamming the horn. So I'm all like wtf and I go outside and she tells me to...go away. And honking some more. I turn around and OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT THERE WAS THIS GIANT ASS TURKEY VULTURE ON THE ROOF, and when I turned to look at it IT DECIDED TO EXPAND IT'S WINGS AND SCREECH AT ME DUDE THEY WERE LIKE 6' ACROSS.
That was scary as shit. All these neighborhood kids walked by with an older adult and they just stood in awe in front of my house...and then they ran suddenly.
Why the fuck are there turkey vultures in the Philly area!?