Beth (rubeslipprs) wrote in thequestionclub,
Beth
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let's say that God exists. now let's say that when you die, there are a few variable ends. One is you get to go straight to the most wonderfulness ever to be conceived of times a thousand. another is you go straight to the most damndable place. these two are rare as you have to be either pretty close to pure goodness or just plain evil. so there is this third option. it's a big long neat dinner party. God is the host and he's got some of his friends there. and everyone at the dinner party is having a pretty good time. the food is great. however, God and his associates are checking out everyone at the dinner party and deciding if you are going up or down. God and his crew know you and your past inside and out. they ask questions, watch you interact with the other guests, etcetera.
during hour d urves (however you spell that) you could do really well or not and then be ejected from dinner either up or down. this ejection continues on throughout dinner. so- do you think you would make it to the up? of to the down? how quickly do you think it would take for them to decide on you? also, depending on when you exit dinner determines your place either up or down. if you stay long and eventually go up, you don't get the best spot in the clouds. if you are there only briefly and get sent down, you can be sure you're going to have one of the rougher eternities.

i think i am some sort of middle of the road character that would make it all the way to dessert. i don't know which way i'd get sent after though.

thoughts?
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