Dwight, my dumbass cat, apparently went on a hairtie eating rampage when I left for a few days, and now there are several hairties lodged in his stomach. Here's the x-ray. He is currently in emergency surgery, which will cost me ~$2000. What an asshole. (I love him so much. Please be okay, Dwighty)
What stupid things have your pets done that have cost you a lot of money/stress?