Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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One morning while hiking alone, you find a UNICORN! It's friendly and approaches you without fear. What do you do?

Pet it and let it go. No room in my life for a big horse with a stabby forehead
43(39.8%)
I bring it home with me! It'd be awesome to have a unicorn
22(20.4%)
Take its picture and sell it to the tabloids
10(9.3%)
Capture it and sell it to a zoo/science/museum/private collector/whatever
6(5.6%)
Vow to never do drugs again while I'm hiking
10(9.3%)
I smell some super special BBQ ribs in the near future, and I'll use its horn as a cool coatrack
1(0.9%)
Run away. I hate horses and especially ones with an impaling weapon on its face
6(5.6%)
Look around to see if Tom Cruise is prancing around in short shorts nearby, or Tim Curry in demon gear
5(4.6%)
Other
5(4.6%)
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