I'm working on a series of stories about two characters (had 51 at last count), taking them from their sophomore year of high school until...well, I'm not done with them. Within their history, there are several running jokes: one being that, despite one partner being female, they both constantly refer to each other as "dude," and another, that their children have a habit of coming into the world at fairly awkward times and places. At this point in the storyline, they have three children: two of which were born in the middle of the parents' high school reunion (twins) and one who just kind of slipped out in the jacuzzi (the mother goes to fix a bathing suit wedgie and discovers the kid's crowning). They're working on their fourth and are heading towards a likely future as the nerdy agnostic-Jewish version of the Duggars...and I'm out of ideas.
Where, in your opinion, is the most awkward/unfortunate place one could go into labor and/or drop spawn? I need ideas. You will be credited.
Parameters: No prom (they're 28 and it's August) Not in a car (neither of the parents drive, long story) Not on the subway (they live in a small town)