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::scratches nose::

my mother has a million little sayings that i swear noone i know has every heard of. she attributes them to her mother, insists she didnt make them up.

question: have you heard of any of these?

-if your nose itches, youre going to kiss a fool.

-if you put new shoes on the table, its bad luck.

-if you spill the salt, company is coming.
[if you drop a fork, its a woman.
if you drop a knife, itll be a man.]

-if you rock an empty chair, there will be police at your door.

she has a million more theyre just hard to recall on the spot. crazy lady. :)
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  • Honestly

    Have you ever fired off a snot rocket?

  • Pillage

    If I snuck into your house and took what is on top of your fridge, what would I get?

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    When I was growing up, my mom used a lot of things to help heal us up, and skip going to the doctor. She did some things for us that worked, but now…