Guys, there is a GIGANTIC hornet hanging around my back porch and I do not like it one bit. I sit out there with my dog and it freaks me out because the damn thing sounds like a helicopter. I know I should leave it alone but it buzzes around me whenever I'm out there and I think it's nesting under a table on the porch. I'm very allergic to bee stings and I know hornet stings are different but I'm not going to chance finding out if I am allergic to hornets as well.
What do I do? Serious and non-serious answers, of course.