I get to sit in a chair all day, and still get to see the people I work with.
I will get paid fifty cents more!!!
I am a horrible salesperson, and I won't feel as stressed out when I don't meet "numbers".
I'll be going back to school soon, and it'll be less stressful overall.
I cannot leave the chair, except for my break.
I cannot sneak off to visit my sister or SO when I am bored, who work for the same company.
It makes me feel incompetent that I can't handle a sales job.