I work at a music store. The secret santa party is in two weeks. I got the 16 year old drum instructor. He has a 16 year old's sense of humor, too. (I was stringing glass ball ornaments a while ago and he just couldn't have enough fun with it.) It can be a normal present or a prank gift around $10. The only thing I've thought of so far is one of those stick vacs that were on sale at Walmart a while ago if I could still find one. Practical yet stupid.