also, what's wrong with those girls in the back all blankfaced? don't they know they're witnessing a possible, more talented, ~future J Biebz~? he's gonna be on Ellen tomorrow.
dk/dc: do you have any pet names your parents/other family gave you when you were younger? do they still call you that?
ETA: before my sex was known I was Cletus. Cletus the Fetus.