I've never been a Real Housewives fan but have noticed myself watching New York and now New Jersey. It's actually entertaining in a "I can't relate to you bitches." kinda way. NJ is the hottest mess I've seen on TV in a while. There's something I enjoy about Theresa in particular...
...can't put my finger on it. Perhaps it's the lovely shape and color of her eyes. Or her long dark curly hair. Or the fact that SHE'S BATSHIT INSANE AND HILARIOUS.
You were engaged NINETEEN TIMES?!
/melodramatic table slap
Teresa, use table flip!
Her: *roars, flips table*
I borrowed this from my latest entry I'm still typing up, so pardon my crazy.