Poppy Toade (poppytoads) wrote in thequestionclub,
Poppy Toade
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MONDAY MADLIBS!

TQC, it's time to do Madlibs again! will you partake in a monday madlibs with me again?

Clearly I am not right in the head seeing as how I completely forgot to make this a question.

I'll post a comment of the blank that needs to be filled. The first/best response to the comment gets chosen.

Weee!



In order to wash your face Quickly, you must wet your Orangutan in warm BLOOD!. Then, Snorkle it across your face 27 times. This will wash off any remaining Gary Buseys. When you are done you should Masticate the cloth in Shiny water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a Wind Chime to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Whores. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Douchebaggery the first time you try this. Consult your Librarian if you break out in NostrilSSSSS. This works well on your Navel too!

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