Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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You're at a professional sporting event and it's packed. At some point after halftime, they start to show the 'kiss cam' on the Jumbotron, where the camera focuses on couples and the audience cheers for them to kiss and they do. After the third couple, the camera focuses on you....and the person sitting next to you who's a complete stranger. Someone of the opposite sex in their late 40s. You hesitate and the crowd erupts in cheers, urging you two to kiss. People in the rows in front and behind you have craned their heads around to stare and goad you on. The stranger looks over at you and there's a 'wanna go for it?' look in his/her eyes. You hesitate 2..3...4..5 seconds and the cheering still doesn't fade but only gets louder. The stranger leans in to you, expecting a kiss. What do you do?

Kiss him/her. Just to get it over with. A quick peck
29(22.8%)
Refuse to kiss. This is too freakin' weird
12(9.4%)
Stand up and flash my boobs instead. SUCK IT UP, YOU JACKELS!
2(1.6%)
Panic and go storming out of the stadium
2(1.6%)
Lean in and deep tongue kiss the stranger, making the kiss cam hot and heavy with aggressive groping and hair pulling
6(4.7%)
Raise both my middle fingers up at the cameraman and mouth the words 'FUCK YOU'
9(7.1%)
Flustered and confused, you stand up and scream uncontrollably until the camera moves to the next couple
4(3.1%)
Lean to the other side and kiss my SO instead
51(40.2%)
Pretend you don't see the camera and pretend to be talking into your cell phone
9(7.1%)
Other
3(2.4%)
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