Have you ever lived in a "House of Usher"?*
If Johnny Depp and Tim Burton made a movie version of The Fall of the House of Usher and did it old-school style like back when Burton didn't suck, would it be the hottest thing EVER? Especially if Depp played Usher and his weird little BFF was played by someone else incredibly hot like Jude Law and they were portrayed as being all slightly HoYay?
Why the hell is TinyPic in Spanish when I go to it? Does it think I am in Mexico?
*For those unfamiliar with the story, it's about a guy who lives in this big old house which ultimately falls on him because he was Evil and Deeply Fucked Up. He buried his sister alive, possibly after having relations with her that are unholy in the eyes of Man and God. It's told from the POV of his paranoid BFF who comes to visit for reasons I cannot recall and only barely escapes the carnage.