In light of yesterday's episode featuring Jenna Jameson, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much would it traumatize you if Oprah made a sex tape and it got "leaked" online?
1 being "Not at all, I bet Oprah's a freak in the sack."
10 being "I WOULD DESTROY THE INTERNET AND GOUGE MY EYEBALLS OUT WITH AN ICE CREAM SCOOP! CANNOT UNSEE!!1/"