1a.) I recently got my septum pierced and I have stretched ears. I love 'em, and won't change them. But sometimes I wonder...if you saw me walking down the street would you be like "ew." or "sweeeeet" or "DGAF"?
SOMETHING LESS EGO-CENTRIC:
2.) How are you today?
3.) Gunna do anything super sweet this weekend?
4.) Please tell me about something annoying that happened this week.
5.) Please tell me about something totally awesome that happened this week.