Jon (rhyme_sayers) wrote in thequestionclub,
Jon
rhyme_sayers
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97% of Harvard grads can't answer this but 87% of kindergartners can...

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


ETA: i had no idea this was dealt with yesterday. my apologizes.

Do you hate me now?
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