I'm going to have a giant housewarming party in a few weeks. The goals are to 1) show off my new house and 2) get all my friends drunk, as usual. I was going to put "no gifts" on the invite just to emphasize that it's a casual thing, but tonight I got another idea to just put on there: "No need to buy us a gift. But if you really want to give us something to express your congratulations, you're welcome to wrap up something from around your place that you don't want anymore." What do you think, cool idea? Think we'll end up with some neat stuff? Will people think I'm fun? Or is "no gifts" still the most friendly non-greedy way to throw yourself a party?