Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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You're at home one day when there's a knock at your door. Upon opening the door, you come face to face with Bruce Springsteen. "Hey, I don't mean to inconvenience you, but can I use your bathroom? I just happened to be visiting my friend next door when the 'urge' struck me and I'm afraid I can't hold it much longer. May I?"

"Yes, Mr. Springsteen. Right this way"
65(73.0%)
"No. Ask someone else who likes your music"
6(6.7%)
I stall him until he ends up going to the bathroom in his pants, a story I'll then sell to the National Enquirer
4(4.5%)
I let him in and while he's in the bathroom I break into his car
4(4.5%)
Other
10(11.2%)

Let's say he talks you into letting him use your john. When he's done, he comes out and thanks you and he's on his way. You inspect the bathroom. The 'Boss' took a big dump in your toilet and didn't even flush. What do you do?

Flush it myself, muttering under my breath
26(29.2%)
Yell out the window "HEY! WERE YOU BORN IN THE USA OR WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN? FLUSH NEXT TIME, ASSHOLE!"
36(40.4%)
Call the National Enquirer and give them a story of how Bruce befouled my home
8(9.0%)
I collect his poop and sell it on Ebay to creepy Boss fans
10(11.2%)
Sue him for the mental and emotional strain you experienced when you found his 'leavings'
3(3.4%)
Feel privilledged that he chose me....ME!...to flush his superstar droppings
1(1.1%)
Pick up the poop in a bag and throw it out the window at him
5(5.6%)
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