I'm sick, and was planning on spending my day happily sleeping on the couch, but I had to run to the ATM to make a deposit first. On my way there, the lady in front of me decided to SLAM on her brakes as soon as the light turned yellow. I hit mine as well, and would have stopped, but the road was slick and I slid into her bumper, just BARELY tapping her.
She was nice enough, but insisted on calling the police for the report, so now my perfect driving record is RUINED!
What can I do to cheer myself up?