Because I'm totally not asleep yet!

TQC, will you do some madlibs with me?

pet name
animal
adjective
male
adjective
body part (singular)
adjective
present tense verb
present tense verb

Post your suggestions. I'll pick from my favorite nouns/adjectives.verbs/etc, then post the mad lib when it's complete.

Srsly, it'll be fun.